"I was learning a folk song in school about a donkey, so I decided to sing that [at my first audition]. They said, ‘Do you know anything more current?’ I then gave them my best rendition of the Spice Girls, complete with dance moves—that’s where my musical career ended. It made me realize that I wasn’t quite ready. I think my parents were trying to give me a healthy dose of realism early on."


calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer

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"She tasted like alcohol and memes."
-Six Word Story (via yungsaintjesus)

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Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

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Kim by Kit Valerio
for the ‘Click with Me’ project as part of The Nation Gallery of Victoria’s Melbourne Now exhibition


i wanna intimidate you

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